CONVERSATIONS WITH ME MYSELF AND IPosted: June 2, 2015
ME: Whoa! (Jumps off scale)
MYSELF: Give up chocolate and wine and you wouldn’t weigh that much.
I: Don’t be silly. I can’t live without chocolate and wine. Seriously.
ME: Man, this line is sooo slow!
MYSELF: You picked it. Why do you always choose the slowest one?
I: I pick the cashier that looks like he/she won’t steal my debit card information.
ME: Look at those pretty chocolate cupcakes! A little sweet treat for after dinner!
MYSELF: You might as well plaster it on your thighs and fast-circuit the process.
I: I wish I could shut MYSELF up.
ME: Oh, look at these cute swimsuits! I need a new one.
MYSELF: Go ahead try them on. Heh heh heh. You know how you love to try on suits, see yourself in a three way mirror. Heh heh heh.
I: Forget it. I’ll wear my old one. Where’s that chocolate?